Oh. My. Stars.

I just typed the following text to my friend Jill:

"I saw half naked girls dancing in cages last night in hotel lobby. Don't worry, between my knee high boots and faux cigs, they were actually intimidated by me. Turns out they won't let muffin tops dance on tables, no matter how stellar your boots are."

One problem. When I went to hit "send", somehow it went to my mother in law instead of my friend Jill. 

Totally. Dying. 

Totally.

Oh, and totally having ridiculous amounts of (not so scandalous) fun!